$ERICSMOM

~*~ The REAL Brains Behind Injective ~*~

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Hello and welcome to my homepage!! I am Eric's mother. I made this page myself. Please sign my guestbook before you leave!! Eric does NOT know about this website. Thank you for visiting!! Also please eat something.

[ About Me ]

[ My Photos ]

[ How To Buy ]

[ Guestbook ]

Mom sitting in a big leather chair in an office with gold things and a glass of whiskey

^ this is me at "Eric's" office. LOL. Who do you think picked the chair.

You are visitor number 000001 !!
(counter reset when I unplugged the computer)

Contract Address:

8LnjEcm2uSXqrRMZpE8rdY5AYQpebTNzxdPYvetEW8m2

BUY $ERICSMOM NOW!!!

About Me

my "headshot"

Hi!! My name is Mom. You may know my son Eric from the "Injective" which is a blockchain. Everyone says Eric is very smart and he is, because I raised him.

What people don't know is that I have been running things the whole time. Eric thinks he is the founder. That's fine. Let him have it. I have a yacht.

My hobbies are:

Knitting
Cats (I have a cardigan with cats on it, see photos)
Tea
Checking the price of $INJ before I check the weather
Asking Eric if he has eaten
Whiskey (just the one)

$ericsmom is a PARODY MEMECOIN I made because I thought it would be funny. It does not do anything. Neither does a scarf, and you would be cold without one.

My Photos

(these load slow on dial-up, sorry!!)

Mom on a yacht with sunglasses and a cigar

Me on the boat
Eric said he was "heads down building". I was heads up on the water.

Eric pointing at a chart while Mom uses the computer

Eric showing me the "charts"
I already placed the order before he got there.

Mom pouring whiskey at a big desk with a city behind her

4 o'clock
The gold leopard is named Mittens.

Mom ladling purple Injective tokens out of a pot

Cooking the purple ones
they are done when they float

How To Buy (LARGE PRINT)

Step 1. Get a wallet that works with Injective ("Keplr" or "Leap"). Write your secret words on paper. I keep mine in the biscuit tin.

Step 2. Buy some INJ on an exchange and send it to your wallet. ONLY what you can afford to lose!!! Did you eat?

Step 3. Go to my page on stonkfun, connect your wallet, and swap your INJ for $ericsmom. Then call your mother.

🔥 TO THE MOON (after dinner) 🔥

Roadmap (knitting pattern)

✅ Row 1: Cast on. Launch the token, pair with INJ, burn the liquidity, put the kettle on.
👉 Row 2: Knit the community. Telegram group where nobody is allowed to swear. I have the mod stick.
⬜ Row 3: Purl the listings. Get on the trackers. I will call each one personally.
⬜ Row 4: Bind off. Me on a billboard. Me on a yacht. Me asking why nobody visits.

Sign My Guestbook!!

Eric wrote: Mom what is this

Mom wrote: who is Eric? wait is this the guestbook. what was I thinking

^ I made this one myself (the cross stitch, not the computer part)

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This page was last updated on September 22, 2026 NEW!

$ericsmom is a parody project made for fun. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Injective, Injective Labs, Eric Chen, or any real member of his family. The character on this page is fictional. Nothing here is financial advice. Cryptocurrency is highly volatile and you may lose everything you put in. Please be kind to your actual mother.